Oh, yeah, loads of times. I mean, a few times probably can't be counted as murder, but there were definitely some murders in there. Like, this one time, this crazy stalker ex-girlfriend of one of my mates impaled me on a pipe, and one time I was beaten to death in a locker room, and another time I was sawed in half by this guy who thought he was a video game character and I was a mod boss or some shit!
[He pauses.]
Okay so that last one didn't happen, but only because someone distracted him before he had a chance to fire up the chainsaw. But it was going to happen!
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[He pauses.]
Okay so that last one didn't happen, but only because someone distracted him before he had a chance to fire up the chainsaw. But it was going to happen!